Free standard shipping on all orders! Free expedited shipping on $100+

EVERYWHERE: We offer FREE STANDARD SHIPPING on EVERY ITEM in the store to anywhere in the world. No minimums, not now, not ever. We eat shipping costs for breakfast. FREE PREMIUM SHIPPING: All orders $50+ qualify for free premium shipping to anywhere in the world. 

USA Apparel and Mugs: We are a print-on-demand shop, which means that we will create your products upon receiving your order. Due to this our standard shipping (free) on apparel is 5-7 business days within the continental United States via USPS. We offer expedited shipping for $7 that will ship a little bit faster in 3-4 business days via USPS Priority (free on orders over $50+). Finally, if you really need your items fast, we offer express shipping in 2-3 business days for $20 via FedEx.

Outside the USA: Apparel and Mugs: We are a print-on-demand shop, which means that we will create your products upon receiving your order. Due to this our standard shipping (free) on apparel is 10-21 business days and varies widely by country. This option does not come with door-to-door tracking. We offer expedited shipping for $17 that will ship faster in 4-9 business days (free on orders $50+). Finally, if you really need your items fast, we offer express shipping in 3-6 business days for $26. Please note that these international ship times are generalized and may vary by country.