Free standard shipping to anywhere in the USA. No minimums. No kidding.

We offer FREE STANDARD SHIPPING on EVERY ITEM in the store to anywhere in the USA. No minimums, not now, not ever. We eat shipping costs for breakfast.

About domestic ship times:

Apparel and Mugs: We are a print-on-demand shop, which means that we will create your products upon receiving your order. Due to this our standard shipping (free) on apparel is 4-5 business days within the continental United States. We offer expedited shipping for $6.75 that will ship a little bit faster in 3-5 business days. Finally, if you really need your items fast, we offer express shipping in 2-3 business days for $15.75.

About international ship times:

Apparel and Mugs: We are a print-on-demand shop, which means that we will create your products upon receiving your order. Due to this our standard shipping (free) on apparel is 14-21 business days within the continental United States. We offer expedited shipping for $15.99 that will ship faster in 4-8 business days. Finally, if you really need your items fast, we offer express shipping in 3-6 business days for $24.99. Please note that these international ship times are generalized and may vary by country.